My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
pervrtofjustice goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a giant plastic jesus.
_inochan gives you 6 light yellow vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
ayaramengirl gives you 10 milky white strawberry-flavoured gumdrops.
beetle_borg gives you 8 softly glowing mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
byakugan_babe tricks you! You get a piece of paper.
cho_phat tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
emosasuke tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
kiba_owns_you gives you 5 dark blue tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
sabaku_sousou gives you 1 orange blueberry-flavoured jawbreakers.
sugarbunbuns gives you 1 light blue root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
taikouhana gives you 3 yellow blueberry-flavoured nuggets.
pervrtofjustice ends up with 33 pieces of candy, a piece of paper, and a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

damn choji...stealing my candy...
damnit sauske! floppy disks are not edible! bitch

well, i'm bored, so it looks like it's about time for my weekly entry *lights up a bong and tokes* achem, well *cough* i would like to start off by stating that it is not statutory if they consent...right? well, fuck, these high-schoolers should stop being so damn hot then... damn that sexy sauske bitch and i'm only 21 anyway, so its not like Jiraiya hitting on Konohamaru....eeww...bad mental image there...

well, i'm suddenly insanely hungry, so i'm going to go make cookies in the shape of phallic symbols, laters.

*sighs* not much to report this week, i've started teaching and just as i expected, NO ONE IN MY CLASS CAN COOK WORTH BEANS!!! i've been thinking about asking that fat kid...chouji i think his name is.... to join just so ONE of their creations will be edible, if that kid cant cook then i'll be amazed, a kid that fat must have at least SOME cooking ability, or else he wouldn't be so fat. honestly.

yesterday one of the kids, Kiba, i think, wandered into my class cause he smelled cookies (i thought i'd start off with something simple ne?) i'm pretty sure he had the munchies, but even he wouldn't touch that Ino girl's cooking. so i sold him a batch of "special" brownies and he went on his way. nice kid.

Today i start work at konoha high *sigh* 8 bucks an hour isn't much for teaching a group of brats how to fillet a salmon properly...but it's better than robbing gas stations...i guess. They even have the audacity to say that I'm not allowed to carry a sword on school premises. bastards. i've been reduced to carrying around this huge spatula *waves around humongous, pink, 10 foot spatula* it's pink! PINK! what man on earth carries around a 10 foot pink spatula!?!? i mean black i could understand, or even blue i could live with...but PINK!? where did they even get this thing? -_-; ah well, like i said, at least it's better than robbing gas stations...sort of :/